A quick look at how some persons respond to the cliche "Hello,how are you?"
✓The Sarcastic Fine: As popular damands it,the response to "how are you?" is oftentimes "fine". Which most times isn't true. Most times the respondent doesn't think before typing this response. Usually he/she could be having a bad day, feeling tired and out or just poker faced yet responding with "fine" with little knowledge that reciprocating the gesture with a "fine,thank you and you?" Could start a wonderful conversation. And unfortunately the one with the least of this knowledge is the respondent who gives the "sarcastic fine". The sarcastic fine seems to be accompanied by rolling eyes. In this part of the world females seem to be the worst culprits of this (I stand to be corrected), with an increased number of males in the DMs the female counterpart is forced to think that they're only thirsty for hook-ups (but still appear in Shiloh if guys don't do this)humor intended.
The sarcastic Finer is good at simulating the conversation even before it starts and gets turned off at "Tell me more about yourself"
A bit of fun fact for the sarcastic Finer
•Did you know your profile picture doesn't speak?
•Did you know on Facebook you're given 101 characters to describe yourself in your Bio.
•Did you know Bio means Life. And 101 characters ain't enough to describe your entire life?
•Did you know the About button on Facebook has no field to input your Temperament
•Did you Know most people don't fill out all the fields in the "About" section?
Now you know!! So next time you get the "Tell me more about yourself" question, kindly act civil and respond.
✓The Textaholic Fine: The Textaholic plays along with the rules of social media(no one made the rules though). They are mistaken to be too available cos they respond almost as soon as you text. The Textaholics fine is often times accompanied with emojis or doesn't come as "fine" but could be a description of how they are doing. The Textaholic could be characterized by their loathe for clusters of unread messages.
✓The Misers Fine: Like the words entails she misses her words. She takes every caution to ensure her responses are single. It's like she gets a debit alert for every word she types,so she takes extra care not to be prodigal with her words. We could dwell more on the hyperbole and say she's a serial killer who kills the vibe of the conversation. The questioner is left in her claws with nothing more than a mountain of questions. Like
✓The Silencers Fine: Ever watched a movie where the protagonist (actor and boss type of shit) pulls out a silencer and attaches it to his gun? We all know he's going for a deadly assault. The Silencers Fine is as deadly as a shot from that pistol. The Silencers fine is characterized by Silence. He/She reads the message but intentionally refuses to respond to it for reasons which we would all find out on the day of judgment. This in turn leaves the questioner at the other end of the chat little option than to chat with him/herself like:
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