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RoadSideOpinions: Can I Have Your Number?

"... Three things i really need to have; Money, Confidence and your phone number. I've got the first two, can i have your phone number?" - Anonymous Did i hear someone say there's nothing like luck? Nae, right now i choose to disagree. How else do you describe this. I woke up feeling very moody, i stepped out to get a few things at the store which is about a 3minutes drive or 10minutes walk. But i boarded a bus anyways. How else does luck shine on you asides sitting "alone" at the back seat, a loud mighty woofer right above your head and the drivers music playlist making you feel like heaven just got four wheels and a driver. My mood changed from Angry Bird to SpongeBob. "Make i come make i pon pon pon" Rema's- Dumebi just wouldn't stop tingling the cores of my intestine. The woofer right above me supplied this unique bass which threw me into spasms of a seated "poko" dance (i know how to do that o) &quo

RoadsideOpinions: Ass and Furious

Lust is a pleasure bought with pains, a delight hatched with disquiet, a content passed with fear, a sin finished with sorrow - Demonax ME: Captain! Captain!! do you read me! over! CAPTAIN:  ...(Phone crackling) ME: Captain! we have a situation! the bus driver is about to kill us looking at Ass.Do you copy! Captain do..... (15minutes earlier) Where do I start?..........(exhales heavily) it's one thing to get into a bus, it's another thing to have a pervert drive you to your destination "safely".      You might be wondering where I'm going with this , well I'm not going anywhere. Where can I even go when I'm stuck between two thick Ladies and  a driver who wants to kill us looking at Ass.  There's yours living testimony (giggles)👇 This is how it all started Vroooooom!! this new looking mini bus halted right in front of me. Her orange colour shimmered underneath the warm embrace of the Wednesday morning sun. Th