CROCS AND HOW TO WEAR EM!!

CROCS OR NAH!

Okay, today I was sitting with my friend and the sister came along. She wanted to go get food and since we were just a bit free at the time we decided to tag along on her request. While we walked down my friend kept saying Hi to almost err one, so there was a repetitive momentary stop we always had to observe to wait for her. While I waited for her with the sister I couldn't help but notice the CROCS she had on. I really don't do well with compliments though but I had I to tell her how nice they looked. Because she wore em neatly and correctly.
Now im not a croc fan, to be earnest enough I dislike them and I even dislike them the more the way some people get to wear them. Now the multi coloured rubber clogs which made way into the light in the year 2002 has been overly abused and in #LASISI_ELENU'S voice il say "im so upset right now!". How can you wear a shirt buttoned to the neck, wear a coperate pant neatly ironed and shirt neatly tucked in just to cover your feet with a pair of CROCS. Like is something wrong with you? Why did you stress my eyes that far just to disappoint them at the end. This leaves me like:

You should understand these lil things about those CROCS you just got

# Firstly they are not an everyday affair. Wear them when its required. They should be worn during Rainy periods and not during such a hot dusty weather as we have currently. Those are rubber wears that when you sweat in them it stinks. I repeat it stinks.

# secondly they are not to be worn with coperate outfits like bowties and suits NAH! I know we all wanna make a fashion statement sometimes but you shouldn't overstep the bounds. Wear your crocks with casuals. Casual wears. Casual wears. Casual wears, dont say I didn't tell you.

# Thirdly there are places we can find the crocs and wouldn't raise a brow; at the beach, at the restaurant in the evenings, at the mall, at the cinemas. But im gonna be cross with you if I find you wearing that to Church, work, Cocktails, Balls,and events where you are required to look serious. Uncle/Aunty please drop that your fashion statement in the house and wear a shoe biko!

#Lastly please clean your CROCS! ! This goes out to all my brothers and sisters who wear these things till the point that the CROCS gets heavier on your feet sef because of Dust. Black changes to grey, pink begins to look white, and my dear white becomes 'it was white'. Please wash your CROCS

. That's the much I can I take on this for now. Feel free to drop your comments on what you think.

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