Escaping The FRIENDZONE

I don't know a lot about other parts of the world but from the little I know on this left side of the bed,where I'm perfectly sandwiched between my pillows,I think I'ma bit Happy about the LOCKDOWN.But since adult life suggests that we tell lies to ourselves, I'd join the host of other adults and pretend to be displeased about the situation.

Imagine!I keep waking up with a RACING mind that can't help but loose TRACK of the number of times I've slept in a day,such a bad athlete (PUN intended).
How much longer do I have to sit within these 
4-WALLS
 that watched my 
3-SQUARE
 meals turn a probability like the 
2-SIDES
 of a coin. How do I live each day 
1-DAY
 at a time?

I'm finally realising how difficult it is to be locked up against your will and this really brings to the lime light the challenges of being locked up anywhere at all. Be it in Prison,at Home, by a wedding band or worst case THE FRIEND ZONE.
 With the similarities between the LOCKDOWN and the FRIEND ZONE,I started to understand the concept of the FRIEND ZONE.

 Here are three concepts of the FRIEND ZONE:

•How much you want to Leave:
For most of us experiencing the lockdown due to COVID-19, a lot of prayers have been made and is being made for it to be lifted, regardless of the consequences of infection.Well same goes for the guy or girl who is in the FRIEND ZONE. Sometimes the desire to Leave is greater than the desire felt towards the "Loved". My gap-tooth friend thinks that:

•How much experience could be gathered:
 Yes I used the "could" word cos not everyone gets that lucky. There's a lot to gather in this zone. In the FRIEND ZONE the "Lover" understands the true behavior of the "Loved". The Loved puts up no false appearance of self,cos obviously she/he isn't trying to impress or get in the Lovers good books. This zone shows you what the Loved could be like without the mushy feeling which makes a lot of people untrue.


•HHH disease/HHL vaccine:
 Another interesting concept of the FRIEND ZONE is what I call the High Hopes High disease (HHH) and sadly enough almost every Lover in the FRIEND ZONE suffers from this disease. He wants to be the
Star in your Skies
Romeo in Disguise
Never saying Good-byes
But you just want to be FRIENDS. That's the HHH disease,when the High Hopes are High. But survival in the FRIEND ZONE entails you get innoculated with the HHL Vaccine (High Hopes Low). This vaccine doesn't kill the ability to have High Hopes,what it simply does is keep it in Check.

   The FRIEND ZONE like any other concentration camp has categories of inmates. Here they are:

✓Brother-To-Me: This category of inmates are more in number than the others.After declaring their intentions,they have the privilege of secrets from the Loved. They are often times the backbone, providing support and encouragement but they never get any farther than that. Why? Because you would always be like a Brother-To-Me.(salty)

✓Just Friends:  I'm of the opinion that most RnB artists one time or the other have found themselves in this category cos they sing so well about it. This category is Like Moses and the Promise land. No matter how hard they try or nice they get,they never get close to the prize. It's like going for a kiss on the Lip but ended up on the cheek. It will end in tears. Now my throat feels more salty

✓Smile and Wave Boys:

This category never declear their intentions,they are silent Lovers that wait for the Loved to decipher the signs. Often times the Loved pretends She hasn't noticed anything ( frequent when the Loved is a female). She can freely tell him about some dude she's crushing on and would ask questions like "what do I do?" And all the Lover can do is SMILE AND WAVE in bitterness.



Heres the good news.Like any building or structure, there is always a blueprint or design. And understanding the blue print ensures easy navigation,so I'd be quick with the blueprint of the FRIEND ZONE.

⚠️ The FRIEND ZONE was designed by the creator (the Loved) to accommodate. So learn to use this feature to your advantage.


⚠️ The FRIEND ZONE was meant for "Two"; the Lover and the Loved. If it truly takes Two to Tango then it's time to play your cards right so you can Checkmate!!

⚠️ The FRIEND ZONE just like any other Zone, it has an entrance and an exit. Often times the exit is also the entrance. I know you watch movies. You can leave the FRIEND ZONE same way you got in. The question now is "How?"


⚠️ The Zone can sometimes be dynamic. It changes or shuffles roles of inmates. Did you ever watch the movie ESCAPE ROOM? Yeah that type of shit. Sometimes in the FRIEND ZONE,the Lover becomes the Loved and the Loved becomes the Lover. Well, I don't know how that works but let's just say the zone has a mind of its own. But for safety reasons in the FRIEND ZONE,I'd advice you keep Off ⚠️ cos
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